Texting Song Lyrics
I texted you on a monday
But you did not get my text till Tuesday
Because of a network problem
I texted you on a Wednesday
But did not know that you'd called
Because your SIM Card was not correctly Installed
Oh,no no no
You texted me on a Thursday
To say that you would meet me at the Shopping Centre
And i texted you back and said
"Where should i meet you?"
And you said Dixons
But i did not know which Dixons you meant
Was it the one inside the door
Or was it the one further up by Currys
...These are my worries
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You texted me on a Monday
To tell me it was over
But i did not understand
Because you used Predictive Text
And it was
Jrrg gruuh nnmmg guu hmmg doo doo doo
