The Beast of Pirate’s Bay (AdventureQuest Worlds version) Lyrics
Gather weary travelers,
I have a tale to tell.
It might just save your lives but only if you listen well.`Cause there before the breakers
And just around the way,
There`s a sign that says,
"Beware The Beast of Pirate`s Bay!"
Some say he`s a guppy a kid threw in the sea.
He ate so many sailors, now he`s bigger than a tree.
His teeth are sharp as scissors
His claws, they are like knives.
And if you think he`s ugly, wait `til you see his insides!
Oh, don`t you sail and don`t you row and certainly don`t you swim,
`Cause if you aren`t careful you`ll end up inside of him.
He`ll eat you up, he`ll spit you out. You`d better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate`s Bay!"
Some say he`s a serpent that came straight from hell,
He came to eat the souls of pirates and other ne`er-do-wells.
Some they don`t believe it, as for me I`ve got a hunch.
`Cause they used to have some pirates here.
But he ate them all for lunch!
Well, Captain , you`ve heard of him, he came to Pirate`s Bay.
It seems his little nemesis had nearly got away.
He reached into the water to grab at Peter Pan.
There was a crunch and a scream!
And now that scurvy captain`s got hooks on both his hands!
Well, Blackbeard the Pirate, you know for what he`s feared.
It`s mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard.
He saw the beast and now nobody`s scared of him because,
His beard turned white and all agree,
He looks like Santa Claus.
Well, now the tavern`s empty and there`s only you and me.
And if you care I`d like to share how this song came to be.
So come a little closer if you really want to know.
This very sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.
Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate`s Bay
And there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed.
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With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side,
This mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry.
I pushed and I shoved, but he wouldn`t give way
Into the deeper waters off our shallow Pirate`s Bay.
All I could do to help him was to keep people away,
So I wrote a sign that said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate`s Bay!"
And what did it say?
Don`t you sail and don`t you row and certainly don`t you swim,
`Cause if you aren`t careful you`ll end up inside of him.
He`ll eat you up, he`ll spit you out. You`d better stay away.
Heed the sign that says, "Beware."
Hell I should know, I put it there!
Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate`s Bay!"