The Bouncer Lyrics
I was out drinkin` with my buddies
right after work, boots still muddy.
Did a shot then we shot the breeze, shot some pool, like we always do.Everybody buyin` everybody rounds.
I didn`t wanna be rude and turn `em down.
Buzz on after 2 or 3, or maybe 3 or 4. Didn`t count no more `cuz,
I was just there to drink
I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness
Can i get a wi-I-i-I-I-Itness
I was just partyin on, swear I wasn`t doin nothin wrong.
Just kissed a waitress on the mouth, then the big bad bouncer threw me out.
Said he played defensive line
for Mississippi back in 1999
He didn`t seem that scared of me, when i showed a few, of my karr--até moves (hi-ya)
I`m not sure how far i traveled
Just know i landed face first in the gravel.
Got up and kicked him in the pork-n-beans
Dusted off and then, I ran right back in `cuz
I was just there to drink
I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness
Can i get a wi-I-i-I-I-Itness
I was just partyin on, climbed up on the bar to sing my song,
jumped off and surfed across the crowd, then the big bad bouncer threwme out.
I was just there to drink
I was just minding my own bui-yee-i-isness
Can i get a wi-I-i-I-I-Itness
I was just partyin on, swear I wasn`t doin nothin wrong.
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Just kissed another waitress on the mouth, jumped off the bar, surfed across crowd,
if i wadn`t busy drinkin` woulda taken him down,
but the big bad bouncer threw me out
"He better be glad I was in a good mood"
"Yeah I`ll let it slide this time"
then the big bad bouncer threw me out.
