The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish) Lyrics
My bum is on the rail<br />
My Bum is on the rail<br />
Look at me<br />
My bum is on the rail<br />
My bum is on the man<br />
My Bum is on the man<br />
It's alot of fun<br />
To put your bum on a man (hee hee hee)<br />
My bum is on the step<br />
My Bum is on the step<br />
Don't fall down the step<br />
You might hurt you bum (ahh hah hah...)<br />
<br />
And that's not very fun<br />
If you fall down and hurt you bum<br />
I like to put my bum on things<br />
It's fun for everyone<br />
<br />
My bum is on the cheese<br />
Bum is on the cheese<br />
If I get lucky<br />
I'll get a disease<br />
<br />
My bum is on the Swedish<br />
Swedish<br />
Swedish<br />
Swedish<br />
<br />
My bum is on the gum<br />
My bum is on the gum<br />
I can blow a bubble<br />
With my bum bum bum<br />
<br />
My bum is on the ship<br />
The battle ship<br />
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum (ooh hoo...)<br />
And shoot poo all over the place<br />
poo poo (hah hah hah...)<br />
<br />
'cause that isn't very fun<br />
When they shoot a cannon in your bum<br />
I like to put my bum on things<br />
It's fun for everyone<br />
<br />
My bum is on the dog<br />
My bum is on the cat<br />
My bum is on the phone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
<br />
[sound of crickets]<br />
<br />
The rail is all alone<br />
The man is all alone<br />
The Swedish is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
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One<br />
Two<br />
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Three<br />
Four<br />
<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
My bum is all alone<br />
<br />
Get the poo off my bum (get the poo off)<br />
I need the poo off the bum<br />
I got to get the poo off my bum (poo poo)<br />
I wanna hear the cannon [call of a loon]<br />
No let me hear the cannon [call of a loon]<br />
No, no, no<br />
No not the loon<br />
bum is on the (not the loon)<br />
bum is on the (i wanna)<br />
bum is on the (i wanna hear the cannon)<br />
bum is ohhh...<br />
i wanna here the cannon<br />
i wanna here the cannon not the loon [sound of cannon]<br />
yeah, the cannon<br />
now get the poo off my bum<br />
i want the poo poo off my- my bum bum<br />
i wanna hear the loon<br />
the loony loon...
