The Cheat Is Not Dead Lyrics
(The Cheat, man,<br />
Where did we go wrong?<br />
Seems like just yesterday we were setting fire to Strong Sad's underwears.)<br />
(STRONG SAD: That WAS yesterday!)<br />
(This one's for you...)<br />
<br />
I got mad at The Cheat,<br />
(Uh!)<br />
For screwing up the Jumble Caper<br />
(Uh!)<br />
I hope I don't see his name in the paper,<br />
In the obituaries,<br />
'Cause that would mean he's dead<br />
<br />
The Cheat is not dead<br />
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead<br />
The Cheat is not dead<br />
(STRONG SAD: Dead!)<br />
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead<br />
The Cheat is not dead<br />
(STRONG MAD!: DAAH!)<br />
I'm so glad the Cheat is not--<br />
Just the claps!<br />
Just the claps!<br />
<br />
Uh!<br />
Uh!<br />
(Strong Sad, I had no idea you had any rhythm!)<br />
(STRONG SAD: Oh sure, I got TONS of rhythm!)<br />
Uh!<br />
Uh!<br />
(Alright, guys, keep it rolling for me.)<br />
Keep it rolling.)<br />
<br />
Come on,<br />
I cracked wise at The Cheat,<br />
But in my defense, he cracked wise at me first<br />
i hope he doesn't end up in a hearse<br />
At the cemetary,<br />
'Cause once again that would mean that he's dead<br />
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The Cheat is not dead<br />
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead<br />
The Cheat is not dead<br />
(Whoa, where'd this choir come from?)<br />
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead<br />
The Cheat is not dead<br />
(You guys sound great!)<br />
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead<br />
The Cheat is not dead<br />
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead<br />
The Cheat is not dead<br />
I'm so glad The Cheat is not dead<br />
The Cheat Is not dead...<br />
I'm so glad The Cheat is not...<br />
Dea--------duh!<br />
<br />
Cheat is not dead<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
Cheat is not dead<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
No, Cheat's not dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead!)<br />
Oh yeah, Cheat's not dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
Oh, he's dead...<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
NO, he's NOT dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
I said Cheat's not dead now<br />
(Cheat is not dead!)<br />
No, The Cheat's not dead<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
Had to go to the store!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
Licorice Sticks<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
They're out of frozen food!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
At least The Cheat's not dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
Little Cheat's not dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
Cheat is not dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
No, he's never been dead<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
I said Cheat's not dead<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
Oh..dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
No, he's not dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
I know he's not dead!<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
No, he's not dead<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
No, he's not dead<br />
(Cheat is not dead)<br />
No, Cheat's not dead!<br />
<br />
CHEAT'S NOT DEAD!<br />
<br />
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-oh.....