The Freakin FCC Lyrics
Peter: ♪♪ They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this ♪♪
Brian: ♪♪ They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss ♪♪
Stewie: ♪♪ And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss ♪♪
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪
Brian: ♪♪ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops ♪♪
Stewie: ♪♪ Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! ♪♪
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin ♪♪
Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC. ♪♪
♪♪ And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing ♪♪
♪♪ You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling, ♪♪
♪♪ Cause you can't say penis! ♪♪
♪♪ So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst ♪♪
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Brian: ♪♪ And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced ♪♪
Stewie: ♪♪ I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! ♪♪
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic ♪♪
♪♪ They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪
