The Lonely Troll Lyrics
Tires SCREECH outside. Dude 2 stands up. There's a small crash outside. Yelling.
VOICE
FREEZE!
GUNSHOTS.
The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other
The door bursts open. It’s Marcus. He’s carrying a .45. He shoots Dude 2… 9 times
Marcus looks at The Boy
Marcus: Let’s get the fuck out of here
The Boy and Marcus walk outside. The Boy takes his phone out of the now dead Dude 1’s pocket
Naomi is waiting in the driver’s seat of a Fisker. Marcus calls shotgun
The Boy gets in the backseat. He checks his Snapchat. He has 5 new notifications: 2 videos and 3 pictures. 1 snap is a Worldstar video. Another is a nude pic from a random girl with the subtitle “GPOY”. He responds with a gif
He hops on Twitter because he feels compelled to tell somebody else about what just happened
He tweets, “Roscoe’s Wetsuit”
Lil Durk’s “Dis Ain't What U Want” is playing in the background. The Boy opens the Rap Genius app on his phone to find out what Lil Durk really doesn’t want
Marcus turns around in his seat to talk to The Boy about the crazy shit that just happened. He shows his gun to The Boy
Marcus: You really need to invest in one of these
The Boy doesn’t look up
Naomi: I’m just glad you made it out alive
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They’re saying things, giving opinions, feeling interesting. Everyone has a purpose today. It's a great time.
And Then...
BLAM
Marcus unintentionally shoots The Boy in the head the way John Travolta shoots Marvin in Pulp Fiction. There’s no reason for it. It just happens. There really isn’t a connection
The back window is covered in blood
Naomi and Marcus stare at each other
Silence…
*{CUE "LIFE: THE BIGGEST TROLL"]*
