The Record Deal Lyrics
(spoken)
(Paul does this kind of thing every day,)
( Like what skip a rehearsal?
You know we got the CNA awards tomorrow night!
What are we gonna do about a drummer? )
Hey you come'ere,yeah you
You ever played drums before? (no)want to?
(yeah) Git in there an'beat'em then (drums beating) o.k.hotdog
Start the song ya'lil' show boat, who ya'think ya'are Tommy Lee Jones?
Not bad for a... 4 year old
(song starts)
Been dang near 2 years since I've had a beer
(Huh) bi'gosh thats changin'tonight
Gonna start me a tab, call me a cab (whistle)
Taxi! might even git in a fight
I ain't goin hog wi'lin forever, gonna have myself a night
I can't remember
Miller lites, shot a'crown, man that stuff burns goin down,(ahh!)
1 to many coke an'jacks, it'll all come floodin'back
That o'll quervos way to strong
But 1 more'fore I go home,fire up the blender!
Gonna have myself a night I can't remember
(Uuhhh, get me a cold towel, an'a gun.)
Drunk ain't my style an'it'll be a long while'fore
I pull that stunt again.(oh my head)
Tylenol an'Tums, ohh here it comes, I'm prayin to the porcelain
This hang over can't last forever, done had myself a night
I can't remember. (ohhh!)
Shot out the lights, kicked down the door, woke up face down on the floor
I'd better call someone an'ask how'd I wind up in this cast
https://www.elyricsworld.com/the_record_deal_lyrics_cledus_t._judd.html
I got stemps on both my hands
I wonder who slung that beer can right through my 'winder
Done had myself a night I can't remember. (ooooohhhhhhh!)
My dang livers nearly gone, NAA's where I belong, hey, thanks bartender
Done had myself a night I can't remember
(12 steps my foot , I can't even take 2...an' by the way kid your hired
Just no drankin'...I mean it.)
