The Very Sad Ballad Of Brutus From No. 72 Lyrics
I sat down in the garden and a cat who spoke
He said, "Excuse me thats my place for sitting 'cos its in the shade"
I said, "Mr Pussy you got some tuna stuck badly in your whiskers
And there's a rather large patch of baldness round your leg"
He said, "Shut up, you can talk
Look at the left side of your head
You look like you've been in a bad experiment"
I said, "I'm not gonna sit here and be bullied by a cat
Especially a little ginger one like that"
He said, "Shut up you
I'm strawberry blond
Out in the alley I'm like the Fonz
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All the other cats they worship me
Waving their paws in a fucking frenzie"
"Oh, I see
There's not much I can say to that
Except, in action
Let my bulldogs out the trap"
