Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (See My Vest) Lyrics
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good
See my vest, see my vest
Made from real gorilla chest
Feel this sweater, there's no better
Than authentic Irish Setter
See this hat, 'twas my cat
My evening wear, vampire bat
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino
Grizzly bear underwear
Turtle necks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle - on my noodle
It shall rest
Try my red robin suit
It comes one breast or two
See my vest, see my vest
See my vest
Like my loafers? Former gophers!
It was that or skin my chauffeurs
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But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best
So let's prepare these dogs
(Kill two for matching clogs)
See my vest! See me vest!
Oh, please, won't you see my vest!
