When You’re Evil (from the Deady mini-game by Artix Ent.) Lyrics
When the Devil is too busy, and Death`s a bit too much
They call me by name you see, for my special touch
To the Gentlemen I`m Miss Fortune, to the Ladies I`m Sir PrizeBut call me by any name, any way it`s all the same.
I`m the fly in your soup
I`m the pebble in your shoe
I`m the pea beneath your bed
I`m a bump on every head
I`m the peel on which you slip
I`m a pin in every hip
I`m the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe.
And it`s so easy when you`re evil!
This is the life, you see, The Devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I`m evil!
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need.
While there`s children to make sad
While there`s candy to be had
While there`s pockets left to pick
While there`s grannies left to trip down the stairs
I`ll be there, I`ll be waiting round the corner
It`s a game, I`m glad I`m in it
`Cause there`s one born every minute
And it`s so easy when you`re evil!
This is the life, you see, The Devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I`m evil!
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need.
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily
I`m the fear that keeps you awake
I`m the shadows on the wall
I`m the monsters they become
I`m the nightmare in your skull
I`m a dagger in your back
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An extra turn upon the rack
I`m the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start
And it`s so easy when you`re evil!
This is the life, you see, The Devil tips his hat to me!
I do it all because I`m evil!
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need.
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need.
And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I`ll ever need.
It gets so lonely being evil
What I`d do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you`re evil
I`m lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need!
