You Might Be a Redneck If... Lyrics
If you've ever been on television more than 5 times
Discribing what the tornadoe sounded like...
You might be a redneck
If you've ever cut your grass and found a car...
You might be a redneck
If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade...
You might be a redneck
If you've ever been too drunk to fish...
If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle..
If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a yard sale
If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to defend your sister's honor..
You might be a redneck
If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...
You might be a redneck
They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be
Real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say
"Yo'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house."
If you've ever financed a tattoo....
If you've ever made change in the offering plate...
You might be a redneck
We have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country..
Now, you come to the south, we have words like...you'ant to
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We goin to the mall, you'ant to?
What letter does that start with, does anybody know?
I like this word alot...aight
That's a word in Texas...aight
Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say
"hey didja eat yet, naw, didju? You'ant to. Aight."
If you go to the family reunion to meet women....
If you smoked during your wedding....
You might be a redneck
And last but not least
If you see a sign that says say no to crack
And it reminds you to pull your jeans up...
You might be a redneck
