Bowel Moves Lyrics

Bob Rivers - Bowel Moves Lyrics

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Bowel Moves Lyrics

I was a little too stuffed

Had to lose a few pounds

 Pants too tight, seams busting out

Just had a big burritto with beans and rice

With salsa on top, and some extra spice

Lots of extra spice...

Out there in the bathroom where the air gets heavy

Sat on a cold seat, thought I was ready...

Working up a cold sweat and reading the news

Workin' on a bowel move...

Trying' to move some backed up, drive-thru food

Workin' on a bowel move

And it was takin' time.

I was up last night trying to make some thunder

How long would it take, I sat and wondered?

Started reading a magazine from 1962

And I'm waiting for a bowel move

'Cause I'm all bound up by cheese that's turned to glue...

waiting on a bowel move...

I'm out of paper too.

Bowel move...

Ain't it funny how it takes so much time

For a bowel move?

I wanna remember, I wanna remember, I wanna remember...

I should've brought my camera.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.....