Car Of Pain Lyrics
I bought me an auto
An '81 Ford Escort Wagon
Now the fan it be broke
And the tail-pipe it be draggin'
I feel like a schlemiel
My mechanic's fit for hangin'
I got to go to Rust Check
Bout the price I'll be hagglin'
I can't drive it home 'cause
The muffler it be saggin'
Got a car full of pain!
Satan's is my engine
Beelzebub's in my trunk
Mephistopheles' at the wheel
Because I'm too gosh darn drunk
Baal's my passenger
And Lucifer's beside him
A demon's in the coolant
I got bats in the transmission
This Escort needs an exorcism
Pan is to blame
Got a car full of pain!
I put a tiger in my tank
I let a champ spark my gas
Now I got's a demon in the hood
A pain in the ass
I think the seats are broken
(Oh no!)
(*spoken* Okay play us some blues on that harp.. Blind
Lemon Trevor!*)
*Trevor plays somewhat badly*
Please please mister
Take your blessed wrench
Cast out this demon horde
And replace the brimstone stench
With the smell of gasoline
A heavenly muffled roar
I'll worship you oh Speedy man
Mister Goodwrench even more
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Let it run
Let it run
Let it run
Oh God, let it run!
And now it purrs just like a kitten
It roars just like a lion
(Roar!)
(What?)
It runs just like a temple golden
Carved by the Mayans
Here comes the mechanic
Oh no, how much?
Four hundred bucks?!
You piece of slime!
You smell and you suck!
Your father was a jackal
Your mom's his sister's bitch
Got a car full of pain!
Yeah I got a car full of pain!
I got a car full of pain!
I got a car full of pain!
Got a car full of pain!
I got a car full of pain!
I got a car full of pain!
Car full of
Car full of
Car full of pain!
