Jimmy Buffett - Dickhead Lyrics
Dickhead
He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead.<br />
He's been one all his life.<br />
If he ever gets married<br />
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife.<br />
He's got no damned excuse.<br />
God knows how he tries.<br />
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.<br />
<br />
He's got a pretty girlfriend<br />
and he flirts behind her back.<br />
He looks at other women,<br />
tries to get them in the sack.<br />
He tells her that he loves her,<br />
then he doesn't call for days.<br />
When it comes to bein' a Dickhead,<br />
he's got a million ways.<br />
<br />
He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead.<br />
He's been one all his life.<br />
If he ever gets married<br />
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife.<br />
He's got no damned excuse.<br />
God knows how he tries.<br />
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.<br />
<br />
When he's out drivin' he's a Dickhead in his car.<br />
When he's out drinkin' he's a Dickhead in the bar.<br />
When he's at a party he's a Dickhead drinkin' beer.<br />
He's got to be the winner of "Dickhead Of The Year".<br />
<br />
He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead.<br />
He's been one all his life.<br />
If he ever gets married<br />
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife.<br />
He's got no damned excuse.<br />
God knows how he tries.<br />
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.<br />
<br />
If he's got no job he's a Dickhead out of work.<br />
If he's got no manners he's a Dickhead and a jerk.<br />
If he's got no money he's a Dickhead with no class.<br />
If he's got no brains he's a Dickhead and an ass.<br />
<br />
He ain't nothin' but a Dickhead.<br />
He's been one all his life.<br />
If he ever gets married<br />
he'll be a Dickhead with a wife.<br />
He's got no damned excuse.<br />
God knows how he tries.<br />
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.<br />
He'll be a fuckin' Dickhead until the day he dies.
