Memoirs of a Stockbroker Lyrics
I remember when I was very young
Had lot of toys and I had lots of fun, yes I did
Playing mum's and dad's with the girls down the road
I used to pull their hair and I used to pick my nose, yes I did
"Didn't we all"
Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think back to the past
What about all the sweets we used to eat
And the games we used to play in the park
I remember when I was at school
I didn't do my homework and I broke all the rules, yes I did
Watching all the girls getting undressed in the gym
Smoking in the toilets, beat up the little kids, yes I did
"Didn't we all"
Now I'm getting pretty old, I know I could have done a lot more
Like putting sugar in the headmaster's tank of his brand new Jaguar
I remember when I was at work
I had to wear a suit and a had my hair cut, yes I did
Yes sir, no sir, three bags full
The boss was a drag and work was a bore, yes It was
" 'en it all' "
Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to think back to the past
What about all the fiddles that we did and the times I got landed in the cart
I remember my very first date
I took her to a movie and I got her home late, yes I did
Her father got mad so I bought him a pint
Worst thing I ever did, now I'm lumbered for life, big mistake
"We all make 'em "
Now I'm getting pretty old, I like to de thinks back to the past
What about all the beer we used to drink and the chicks we used to have in the grass
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Worked very hard got promotion at work
Got a mortgage, got a house, got a baby, got a car
"In that order?"
"You must be joking"
Got ulcers in my stomach got false teeth and got piles
Don't get on with the wife, could do with som
