Minimum Wage Nanny Lyrics
Lisa: We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
Homer: You have my full, undivided attention. *Turkey in the straw plays*
*Homer hums to it*
Marge: Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions!
L: Maestro, if you please.
L: If you wish to be our sitter, please be sweet and never bitter.
Help us with math and book reports!
Bart: Might I add: Eat my shorts!
L: Bart!
B: Just cuttin' through the treacle!
L: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her!
B: Let me get away with moi-der(murder)!
L: Teach us songs and magic tricks!
H: Might I add: No fat chicks.
M: Homer!
L: The nanny we want is kindly unsage.
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H: And one who will work for minimum wage.
L: Hurry, nanny! Things are grim.
Grandpa: I'll do it!
L & B: Anyone but him! *nod*
