My Dad Lyrics
(talking)
Quack goes the goose
And also goes the duck
Moo goes the cow
(singing)
My dad is a business man
He likes to drink a few
He likes to watch the footy
And doesn't flush his poo
When he's not at works he's dirty
Digging in his pit
When it's deep enough
He hangs a little shit
(chorus)
Woooooo my dad is weird
Yeh he is very strange
He makes all his chickens
Lay all their eggs free range
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My dad bets on the footy
And although he always loses
He sits in his chair
Pulling out his hair
And calls everyone losers
(chorus)