Poodle Lyrics
The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast
In pastures you might find it grazing
It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least
It's antlers are simply amazing
Sometimes it will bury its head in the sand
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It's our main source of pork, ham and bacon
But, then again, on the other hand
I could be completely mistaken
