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School Anthem Lyrics

It's true most of the time in class I was tempted to &quot;Fool Around Man&quot; <br />
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(laughs)<br />
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That's what it was, yeah...You'd be bored and you'd figure<br />
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&quot;Well why not deprive someone else of their education&quot;<br />
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Verse 1:<br />
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I may be kidding school's just babysitting<br />
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I knew girls in AP classes knitting, so tedious<br />
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Homework is tell major lies or plagiarize encyclopedias, so boring<br />
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Fresh-faced teachers want to tickle 'em <br />
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but a test-based curriculum excludes exploring<br />
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I'll let a mystery gas out of my blistery ass<br />
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Just to disrupt the misery of history class<br />
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And to entertain your tender brain<br />
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When your pain is the same as a fender bender with a train<br />
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Analyze the engines if you gotta go to the rhododendrons<br />
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Cut class then serve detentions<br />
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Say toodle-oo to the trimmed poodles who<br />
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Will grow up to be the adults you now hate, I know what's futile too<br />
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Like throwing a spear at Choate, I'm not here to gloat<br />
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I want to be used as your yearbook quote<br />
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Abolish class rank, pour sugar in its gas tank<br />
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Weighted grades really yank my ass crank<br />
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And stop up my leak hole<br />
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English and autoshop should be equal<br />
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Anyway an A is a weak goal<br />
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So stultifying, It's hard to hold off dying<br />
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I'm spying on a lobbyist, It's obvious<br />
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Double teachers' salaries and hire smarter<br />
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Discard the farters who only inspire fire starters<br />
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What is the meaning of C.L.A.S.S.?<br />
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Is it a Conspiracy Levelled At Sleepy Students trying to pass?<br />
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&lt;Scratching&gt; &quot;Oh my, What a disgrace...&quot;<br />
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Verse 2:<br />
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Make like a whirlybird and graduate early, word<br />
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Or pull all the stops out<br />
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Make the proprietors of a mom and pop shop's eyes pop out<br />
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And drop out<br />
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When I yawn it's hard to hold in drool, drawn dreams of a molten pool<br />
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Of magma rock raining Ragnarok<br />
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On the whole damn school<br />
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Scenes of the old and fool-ish and possibly cruel<br />
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Administrators being told the Golden Rule <br />
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While rolled in stool<br />
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Superficial superintendant<br />
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Repainting the facade and bannister<br />
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I'm going to switch your contact lens vial <br />
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for a Drosophilia Melanogaster cannister:<br />
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I found college awkward another teacher, same old chalkboard<br />
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I felt I was shifting bawkward when I expected to shoot forward<br />
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Could I possibly have been more bored?<br />
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Realistically, a stressful sideways<br />
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Still skipping readings, still waiting for Fridays<br />
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School was so damn boring<br />
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It left me colder than the o-ring<br />
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Which would not expand and destroyed the USS Challenger in 1986<br />
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An overhaul is long overdue<br />
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I'm 0 for 2, If so are you<br />
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Catch the fever from Wallace Shawn<br />
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To destroy school 'til all is goooooooone<br />
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&lt;Scratching&gt; &quot;He was the first one to get a Hawaiin nose-humming&quot;<br />
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&quot;Analyze the results&quot;