Carl Poppa Lyrics
(Intro)
Beat
(Verse 1)
I hurt the Gingerbread Boy
Cuz he's Pretend-Bread Boy
Little cookie man never waved to me,
So he got knocked out
Because I flow
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur
Man, I just flow
Shoeshine
(Chorus 1)
And no one wanted your stinkin' tiara
(Hey, hey, hey)
Cause no one wanted your sticky chair
And why you always talk about the cool kids,
Who take archery?
Yeah, you're a shrinky dink
You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me,
Carl Poppa
(Refrain)
(Ahh, Ahh)
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur
(Verse 2)
I threw a brick in the air
(What kind of brick?)
Shouldn't matter because a brick is just a brick
(Word)
Dark days, Darker nights,
Found my way down a hall without a light
Because I flow
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur
This whole thing where random dead people try to kill me's gotta go
(Chorus 2)
They keep walking,
Walking my way
If they're talking,
Can't tell what they say
They keep falling,
Over stuff in their way
Dead dudes walking
Can ruin your day
(Refrain)
(Ahh, Ahh)
La Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur
(Bridge)
Now all the walkers sing
(Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh)
(Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh)
(Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh)
Yeah
I just like to dance
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Yeah!
Carl Poppa
(Verse 3)
Cellblock wisdom,
French braid table top.
If you mess with the Carl Poppa...
Uh, I'm coming at you like 1,2,
Walkers in the back of the club
I'm guessing it's a club where everyone dies
If they try to dance to the music that doesn't play,
Cause it don't got no electricity
What we got is bones, bones, bones
Piles of bones, bones, bones. bones, bones
If you try to step to me
'hit you in the femur
with another femur that is laying on the ground
Yeah, Wordsmith
Rhymes
Hama lama,
Sima lama,
Hama lama
Someone had to cut my baby sister out my mama
(Chorus 2)
They keep walking,
Walking my way
If they're talking,
Can't tell what they say
They keep falling,
Over stuff in their way
Dead dudes walking
Can ruin your day
(Chorus 1)
And no one wanted your stinkin' tiara
Cause no one wanted your sticky chair
And why you always talk about the cool kids
Who take archery?
Yeah, you're a shrinky dink
You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me,
Carl Poppa
(Refrain)
Jiggy Jar Jar Doo
Dur Dur Dur Dee Dur
(Outro)
Man, I just flow
Carl Poppa, Carl Poppa
Man, I just flow
Carl Poppa, Carl Poppa
Carl Poppa
I can barely remember pre-apocalypse
Carl Poppa
Uh, I guess nothing rhymes with that
except maybe "taco lips"
Man, I just flow
Carl Poppa
Carl Poppa
Man, I just flow
Carl Poppa
You cannot handle the flow, son
