I DO NO TIP A BITCH Lyrics
[Verse 1: Johan, the Rhymer]
No tip for the waitress
To broke to afford so she'll get it when I make it
But she asks for it, dime out the pocket
Out the line with a lime in my drink I get to walking
Good shows, good people, good weed like it's legal
Good music, good drinks, good buzz? What you think
Forty in the car, if I could
I'd spend my mornings in a bar, I don't fall when I'm drunk
'cuz
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"I don't tip."
"You don't tip?"
"nah, I don't believe in tipping."
"You don't believe in tipping?"
[Verse 2: Johan, the Rhymer]
I'm an ass out nigga, jeans falling to the floor
She got ass and titties, she a guaranteed whore
My philosophy is, try to be the best
If you don't try that, what's the point? joint
In my hand filled with kief, blue berry and i'm very high
Chilling at the crib, writing verses tryna terrorize
Recover from the night like, tired of the night life
Scared of the night right, sleep with a night light
I'm the nigga and you don't got to ask it
Got a drawl like i'm Old Dirty Bastard
Flow straight from the casket
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Dear Biggie and 'Pac, you can't pass and expect not to get passed
Ima rip past, you're picked last like gym class you bitch ass
And that's not to Bigg and 'Pac (no way
They can rest in peace
You too Dilla.)
[Verse 3: Johan, the Rhymer]
So masterful
Its actually a travesty that I'm such an asshole in the real life actual
But, I ain't for that bullshit, don't pull it
Or I'll blast you when I write and get a Pullitz, er word
Nerd, you ain't heard? I'm doper than any herb
I'm Joey B Lil' B, get hit with a fucking verse
But increase the peace, I'm a fucking peacekeeper
That's just tryna clean the streets like a fucking street sweeper
I'm the beat leader, peak the meters, leap meters and be deeper
You Chief Keefer fuck trap, I'm the rapper that's chiefing keef
You want a beat? I won't release the lease, for me to keep
Me she please like everyday, so all you lames can eat my seed
I reincarnate to a lion like the D-O-G (G)
Or come back on the Easter eve as G-O-D, me so clean
Me I scream fuck your team, me and my crew above your team
I don't give a fuck my dude, got some dudes who'll punch your dudes
Got some dudes who'll slash your tires just to get a tad bit higher
Steal your baby girl and give her back with a pacifier
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