No Show Lyrics
(How many of y’all were here about 5 years ago
When I got in trouble down at Amos?)
Hell, I wish I was a no show
Just like ol George Jones
I wish I’d have stayed home
Just drank alone
Hell, i started raising hell
Ringing on the wrong bells
Oh lord knows
I wish I was a no show
2,000 folks in Fort Worth
Came and got their feelings hurt
I’d been drinking whiskey all damn day!
They paid to sing along, somebody else’s song
I was just a little more than they were ready for
Hell, I wish I was a no show
Just like ol George Jones
I wish I’d have stayed home
Just drank alone
Hell, i started raising hell
Ringing on the wrong bells
Oh lord knows
I wish I was a no show
Yee haw!
Had a party up in the hills
(?)
Hey those are the nicest folks I ever know
I was having a high time
Drinking all that Naples wine
I brought an x rated party to a family show
Hell, I wish I was a no show
Just like ol George Jones
I wish I’d have stayed home
Just drank alone
Hell, i started raising hell
Ringing on the wrong bells
Oh lord knows
I wish I was a no show
I went down to Houston
With a few hundred old friends
That’s the way trouble always begins
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Some punk thought he’d have a laugh
Said “Play me some Rascal Flatts!”
So I played him some Johnny cash
And I stomped his ass!
Stomped his ass! Stomped his ass!
Hell, I wish I was a no show
Just like ol George Jones
I wish I’d have stayed home
Just drank alone
Hell, i started raising hell
Ringing on the wrong bells
Oh lord knows
I wish I was a no show
Everyone sing along!
Hell, I wish I was a no show
Just like ol George Jones
I wish I’d have stayed home
Just drank alone
(I never do)
Hell, i started raising hell
Ringing on the wrong bells
Oh lord knows
I wish I was a no show
Hell, I wish I was a no show
Just like ol George Jones
I wish I’d have stayed home
Just drank alone
Hell, i started raising hell
Ringing on the wrong bells
Oh lord knows
I wish I was a no show
