Pants Lyrics
There's a power within methere's an empire down belowwhere energy and miraclesare free and often flowSo come on everyody nowmen, women, young and oldI can feel your painif you touch my pantsMy pants love you, my pants need you,my pants want you in the middle of the nightc'mon everybody now want my pantsc'mon everybody now love my pantsc'mon everybody now touch my pantsc'mon everybody now lick my pantsMy pants, they're a miracleYou know their strengthYou know what they feelwhen I move they do a dance, everybody loves my funky pantsLondon, England, Paris, France, c'mon down for a little romanceEverybody take a chanceC'mon on down and touch my pantsEverybody, Everybody....(touch my pants)MC Combusta rockin the house with the microphoneHe's gonna tell you a little bit about where he's fromI'm a sausage, I'm a sausageI'm a spicy European sausage, babyHow ya doin' y'all, are you really getting funky now?are you ready to get funky in the middle of the night, c'mon Let me hear you say "yo"Let me hear you say "yoyo"Let me hear you say.... (chanted gibberish)Take a chance with my pantsUnzip my pantsPants, pants (repeat)Pants are like Jesusthey can cure all known diseasesthey get stained when you dip them in cheesesthey get cold in the breezesyou're an ocean, they're in seasonyou're a cat, they get fleasesmy pants they always pleasesMy pants can love you baby, c'mon everybody now love my pantsc'mon everybody now lick my pants.
Corky & The Juice Pigs Pants
