Professor Oak VS Charles Darwin Lyrics
[Professor Oak]
Hello there, and welcome to the world of your defeat!
Here's some trainer tips, I'm the very best. I cannot be beat!
You spent years on studying evolution on finches alone
While I can top all your research with a single thunder-stone!
It's like I've got the highest speed stat in this rap
You'll have to wait your turn
Spitting firey rhymes every single time
You'll need a rawest berry for those burns!
You be a well known scientist
Recognised across the world
But I still cannot tell, are you a boy or a girl?
[Charles Darwin]
I discovered an anomaly, of that no man can think
Man evolved from the apes, and you must be the missing link!
You've had decades of research, and claim to be the very best
Yet all you have to show from your experience is an empty pokedex!
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And you're the better professor? HA!
That's just out of question
I was chosen to win this battle, but that's just natural selection!
Bring your animal slaves, Oak
You better reset the game
How can you win this battle
If you can't remember your own grandsons name!
