Seven Steps Lyrics
I am a marketing major
Step out of my way you couldn’t possibly have something important to say
That surpasses the laws of relativity relative to me
Always having my way
Because I fight for corporate America
And nothing compares to what I’ve done for myself
I’m like an icon
And if you’d like to see my resume
Take a number and wait all day
Cause I can give you seven steps to have a better life
If you buy my book for nineteen ninety five
I found them a medical formula
There’s no other way
So buy one today
I’ll save your miserable life
I am a sales representative
I have a degree
A small university doesn’t compare to my qualifications
My communication skills I’m the best at making phony deals
I am the CEO look at me
I’ve got a pie chart and you represent the smallest part
I know supply and demand like the back of my hand
And I answer to no one because I’m the man
I’m the pop star, politician
I’m the shareholder
I’m a disease on a mission to ruin all of mankind
I am ambition turned to pride
I’m a consultant for motivation’s darker side
I worked at the fast food drive through
I’m the garbage man and a milkman too
I babysit your spoiled whiney brats
I knit designer hats at a factory in China
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I am a janitor
My hands are dirty all day I work for minimum wage
And if I wore a miniskirt I’d get much bigger tips than this
And this is my iron fist
Now I can give you seven steps to get me off of this strike
As much as you’d like to think you own me
I make the rules, I call the shots
I’m now the boss
I have authority to give you seven steps to be honest and real
Because I honestly feel that I am qualified
I know you underestimate my vision
But I can see right through your miserable lies
Your miserable lies
Yeah, I can see right through your miserable
Lies
