The Masochism Tango Lyrics
Oh I'll never forget how we met, dear
On that specialist site on the net, dear
Where you taught me the uses for handcuffs and nooses
And we danced, to The Masochism Tango
Oh you used to bring home those pipe cleaners
And stick half a dozen down my penis
Then wrap me in chains
Plug me into the mains
And we danced, to The Masochism Tango
I wore that dress, made from barbed wire mesh
That tore into my flesh
Whichever way I moved
It left me scarred
It made me bleed so hard
The late mark Mr Sard-
Would surely have approved
Oh we drank from the cup of depravity
Then you shoved that cup into my cavity
You wedged a fork in my head
Wanked me off til' I bled
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AND WE DANCED!
To The Masochism Tango
You sang me love songs, so tender
You stuck my cock in the blender
And we danced to The Maso-
Chism tango!
