A Fine Romance Lyrics
A fine romance with no kisses<br />
A fine romance, my friend, this is<br />
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes (to-mah-toes, dear)<br />
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes (potatoes)<br />
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A fine romance, you won't nestle<br />
A fine romance, you won't even wrestle<br />
You've never mussed the crease in my blue serge pants<br />
You never take a chance, this is a fine romance<br />
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A fine romance, my good fellow<br />
You take romance, I'll take Jello<br />
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean<br />
At least they flap their fins to express emotion<br />
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A fine romance, my dear Duchess<br />
Two old fogies, we really need crutches<br />
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! (Fronce)<br />
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I haven't got a chonce (chance), this is a fine romance<br />
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A fine romance, my good woman<br />
My strong, aged-in-the-wood woman<br />
You never give those orchids I send a glance<br />
They're just like cactus plants, (oh boy)<br />
This is a fine romance!
