Bonus Track Lyrics

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because you're old [x2]you have to use a wheelchairb.y.o.(because you're old) [x2]you can't remember your kids namesb.y.o. [x2]you have to wear denturesb.y.o. [x2]b.y.o.-i hate old peopleb.y.o.-you're fucking oldyour kids tossed you in a nursing homeb.y.o. [x2]but they'd rather have you put to sleepb.y.o. [x2]you can't even feed yourselfb.y.o. [x2]i'd hate to fucking be like youb.y.o. [x4]

Anal Cunt Because You're Old