Chimney Song Lyrics

Bob Rivers - Chimney Song Lyrics

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Chimney Song Lyrics

is finding a Christmas tree

The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

rigging up the lights,

and finding a Christmas tree

The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

hangovers,

rigging up the lights,

and finding a Christmas tree

The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

sending Christmas cards,

hangovers,

rigging up the lights,

and finding a Christmas tree

The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

five months of bills,

sending Christmas cards,

hangovers,

rigging up the lights,

and finding a Christmas tree

The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

facing my in-laws,

five months of bills,

I hate those Christmas cards,

hangovers,

rigging up these lights,

and finding a Christmas tree

The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

the Salvation Army,

facing my in-laws,

five months of bills,

sending Christmas cards,

oh geez,

I'm trying to rig up these lights,

and finding a Christmas tree

The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

I want a Transformer for Christmas,

charities,

and what do you mean "your in-laws"?

five months of bills,

ugh! making out these cards,

Edith get me a beer huh?

what, we have no extension cords?

and finding a Christmas tree

The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

finding parking spaces,

Daddy I want some candy!

donations,

facing my in-laws,

five months of bills,

writing out those Christmas cards,

hangovers,

now why the hell are they blinking?

and finding a Christmas tree

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

batteries not included,

no parking spaces,

buy me something!

get a job you bum!

facing the in-laws,

five months of bills,

yo ho, sending Christmas cards,

oh geez look at this,

one light goes out, they all go out!

and finding a Christmas tree

The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

stale TV specials

batteries not included,

no parking spaces,

Mom I gotta go to the bathroom!

charities,

she's a witch, I hate her!

five months of bills,

oh, I don't even know half these people!

who's got the toilet paper?

get a flashlight I blew a fuse,

and finding a Christmas tree

The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me

singing Christmas carols,

stale TV specials,

batteries not included,

no parking,

waaaaaaaaaaah!

charities,

gotta make 'em dinner,

five months of bills,

I'm not sending them this year, that's it!

shut up, you!

fine! You're so smart, you rig up the lights!

and finding a Christmas tree