Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics

Monty Python - Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics

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Every Sperm Is Sacred Lyrics

Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists.

There are Hindus and Mormons and then,

There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT

I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,

And have been since before I was born,

And the one thing

 they say about Catholics

Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,

You don't have to have a great brain,

You don't have to have any clothes on,

You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.

Because...

Every sperm is

 sacred,

Every sperm is great,

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.



Children: Every sperm is sacred,

Every sperm is great,

If a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.



   Child: Let the heathen spill theirs

On the dusty g

round,

God shall make them pay for

Each sperm that can't be found.

Children: Every sperm is wanted,

Every sperm is good,

Every sperm is needed,

In your neighborhood.



     Mum: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,

Spill theirs just anywhere,

But God l

oves those who treat their

Semen with more care.

     Men: Every sperm is sacred,

Every sperm is great,

   Women:

If a sperm is wasted,

Children:

God gets quite irate.



  Priest: Every sperm is wanted,

Br. & Gr:

Every sperm is good,

 Nannies:

Every sperm is needed,

Cardinal:

In your neighborhood.



Children: Every sperm is useful,

Every sperm is fine,

 Funeral:

God needs everybody's,

Mourner1:

Mine!

Mourner2:

And mine!

  Corpse:

And mine!

     Nun: Let the Pagan spill theirs,

O'er m

ountain, hill, and plain,

 Statues: God shall strike them down for

Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Everyone: Every sperm is wanted,

Every sperm is good,

Every sperm is needed,

In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,

Every sperm is great,

If 

a sperm is wasted,

God gets quite irate.