Gonna Get A Grant Lyrics

Small Fred - Gonna Get A Grant Lyrics

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Gonna Get A Grant Lyrics

Ooh I can't get out of bed

Let's stay at home instead

I just want to play with you all day

Good loving gives me a thrill

But it don't pay the bills

Somehow true love will find a way.

CHORUS:

Gonna get a grant!  Gonna get a grant!

Gonna get a grant to be in love

We'll philander for philanthropy

Doing what comes naturally

Let's get a grant for love!

Yum yum, we sure can cook

It's time we wrote the book

The whole world needs our recipe

We'll cuddle without a care

In our own endowed chair

In applied anthropology

BRIDGE:

Won't need no advanced degrees

We'll show 'em how we hug and sqeeze

Kisses so delectable

They've got to be tax-deductible.

CHORUS

From Berkeley to M.I.T.

We'll be our favorite charity

Donating our bodies to research

We'll hit the best resorts

Sending quarterly reports

Graphing every lesson we have learned.

BRIDGE:

Your methods drive me mad

I want to fund you so bad

And when our passion's sated

We can be evaluated!

CHORUS