In Heaven There Is No Beer Lyrics
In Heaven there is no beer(No beer?!)That's why we drink it hereAnd when we're all gone from hereOur friends will be drinking all the beer.In Heaven there is no wine(No wine?!)So we drink till we feel fineAnd when we leave this all behindOur friends will be drinking all the wine.In Heaven there is no fear(No fear)So we worry too much hereAnd we drink ourselves full of beerTo help us when we deal with the fear.In Heaven there are no drugsThat's why we hang with thugsAnd when the Lord pulls the plugAll the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.Thugs and drugsBeer...In Heaven there is no sex(Oh no!)So let's do that nextAnd when our muscles no longer flexSomeone else will be having sex.In Heaven there are no warsOr cars, or movie starsAnd when we no longer areThe world will probably still be having wars.What the heck! Yeah!Sex and war,Bars and cars.Drugs, thugs,And delicious food.
Brave Combo In Heaven There Is No Beer
