My First Christmas As A Woman Lyrics
With Christmas upon us it's time to be honest
And follow my dreams and to face
A life of delusion and gender confusion
No longer will be the case
I never wanted army men or basketballs,
I only wanted pantyhose and Barbie dolls
And dressing up in mother's clothing.
My whole life I've been feeling only feminine
It always seemed so useless trying to be a man
Now that's a ghost of Christmas past
Now it feels like the very first time,
'cause it's going to be the very first time,
That Christmas feels right to me.
And I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman
A doctor reconstructed my genitals
And now I'm waiting underneath the mistletoe
For a guy who could love a girl like me.
I took the hormones and I got my breasts
This season's gonna be the best to me.
I won't have to tuck it behind me
Since I got my brand new vagina
It's my first Christmas as a woman.
Chop if off! Chop if off! Chop if off!
My penis, chop it off
It's no use to me.
Cut it off!
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Chop it off! Chop it off!
My penis, cut it off so I can finally be
A Woman...
Now I'm finally happy 'cause I made my goal
To be a post operation transsexual.
Now I'm a pretty lady
Now it feels like the very first time,
'cause it's going to be the very first time,
That Christmas feels right to me.
'cause I know that I'm looking good
Just like a real girl should-
It's my first Christmas as a woman
