Pigeons Lyrics
Pigeons are such reprehensible things
Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings
They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing
Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming
But still they fulfill an invaluable need
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They give old men on park benches something to feed
In return for this honor, all they ask is that you
Allow them to soil the occasional statue