Sly Cigarette Lyrics
That sly cigarette.Song sung in 1898 by Miss. S. H. Dudley for the Runaway Girland this is Tiny Tim trying to redo it. If girls and boys were asked what joysthey found the most entrancingEach boy would name his favorite game>From sports, drink and dancingBut girls with me will all agreeAlthough you think I'm jokingWith twinkling eye they'd make replyThe best of all is smoking. Oh, sly cigaretteOh, fine cigaretteWhy did you teach me to love you soWhen I have to pretend that I don't, you know (Repeat above chorus three times) Oh, you poor little cigarette!How they're stomping and crushing you today.They're taking advantage of your small little natureThey're blaming you for cancer when you can still getcholesterol from butter and fat from lard and baconAnd all these meats and cheeses that are causing heart attacks and tumorsWhy are they picking on you, oh sly cigarette? It's not fair, somebody has to protest!And get back to normality again Oh, sly cigaretteOh, fine cigaretteWhy did you teach me to love you soWhen I have to pretend that I don't, you know Oh, sly cigaretteOh, fine cigaretteWhy did you teach me to love you soWhen I have to pretend that I don't, you know
Brave Combo Sly Cigarette
