The Ferret Song Lyrics

Monty Python - The Ferret Song Lyrics

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The Ferret Song Lyrics

I can see a bare-bottomed mandrill

Slyly eyeing his upper nostril

If he jumps inside there too

I really won't know what to do

I'll be a proud possessor of a kind of nasal zoo

A nasal zoo

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose

And what is worse it constantly explodes

Ferrets don't explode you say

But it happened nine times yesterday

And I should know 'cause each time

I was standing in the way

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose

I've got a ferret sticking up my nose

How it got there I can't tell

But now it's there it hurts like hell

And what is more it radically affects

My sense of smell