When You Fucked Grandpa Lyrics
[Intro: Tom Delonge]
Unos, dos, tres, cuatro
[Verse 1: Mark Hoppus]
When you fucked grandpa, did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you 'till the sun did rise
And did he look into your eyes
And ask you to fellate him, and stick a finger or two in his ass
[Chorus: Mark]
He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty, greasy finger in his ass?
He rubs his dick in broken glass
[Verse 2: Mark]
When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head
And was it on your mother's bed?
[Interjection over Chorus: Mark]
This is fucking stupid man
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather
I mean, you guys are related!
What's he going to do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
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Man, you like to fuck him in the butt and
Have people come in and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place?
This is stupid. I hate you all
I'm not even going to have sex with my mom tonight, man
This is stupid!
I hate you
