Bad Kids Show Host Lyrics
Hi kids!
How are you today?
Well I'm glad to hear that
Today we're going to do a science experiment
Do you like science?
Yeah, me too
I want you all to go outside and look at the sun
Isn't it beautiful?
The sun is 93 million miles away and it heats are entire solar system
Pretty neat, huh?
Now just keep looking at the sun
Don't turn your head away silly
See those white spots in your eyes that's your corneas burning up
Can you say permanent optical damage?
Gooood!!!!!
Oh, I'm the bad kids show host
On PBS from coast to coast
You should listen to me instead of your mom and dad
And Barney the dinosaur
Is just a prehistoric bore
Cause he doesn't now to be evil and bad
Okay kids, today were going to learn a new word
Hate
That's h-a-t-e
As in, I hate you. You stupid little brats
Isn't it fun to tease?
Speaking of hate. I've gotten a lot of letters from your parents lately
Mean letters. I don't think they like me very much
I don't think they like you either
Oh, all except for you mom Billy. Your mom likes me a lot
Can you say adultery?
Yeah, you got it
Well that just about wraps up our lesson for today
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But before I go I want you to remember who your real friend is
Any ideas?
It's me!
That's right I'm the one who gives you cigarettes
Yipeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Oh, I'm the bad kids show host
On PBS from coast to coast
You should listen to me instead of your mom and dad
And Barney the dinosaur
Is just a prehistoric bore
Cause he doesn't now to be evil and bad
Don't forget satanic Tuesdays
Bring your pentagrams
