Feelsbatman Lyrics
I wanna be the hero
I wanna be the hero (I wanna be the hero)
I wanna be the hero (I wanna be the hero)
I wanna be the hero (I wanna be the hero)
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I want the world to know my name before I fade away
I wanna be the hero
I wanna be the hero
I wanna be the hero
I wanna be the hero
On a dark night best bet I'll be feelin' myself
Show up naked wearin' a mask cape and utility belt
No humility felt
I'd have a huge wang
Orangutan dang-a-lang
Baby I'd be bruce wayne
Bumpin' wu tang rollin' in the bat mobile
I'd have abs of steel golden age mass appeal
But thats some real I ain't fittin' in the bat suit
I'm just some fat dude losin' fights to fast food
That's a fact true
I'm unimportant I never had a chance
I wasn't orphaned I blame my parents
They were never even mega-rich
I wanna be the batman
Instead I'm just a basic bitch
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I want the world to know my name before I fade away
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I want a mansion
And a man-slave
I wanna walk around naked in my bat cave
Feels bad man
Feels real bad man
Every day I wake up wishin' I was the batman
I got dreams of stoppin' schemes in Gotham city
Fight a half crazy cat lady with awesome titties
Talkin' gritty with the joker and his do-or-die broad
I think I'd rather run and hide than join a suicide squad
I'm a super-sized slob
I ain't solvin' mysteries
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Slurpies hurt my brain
I ain't stoppin' mr.freeze
Got no victories you're not gunna find them
I'd probably piss my pants in arkham asylum
If I was hardened I'd fight 'em
All of the villans
It's not cowardice I'm powerless
How would I kill 'em
Face it, I'm basic
This always was a stupid plan
I'm just a scrub
I'm no superman
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I want the world to know my name before I fade away
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I want a mansion
And a man-slave
I wanna walk around naked in my bat cave
Feels bad man
Feels real bad man
Every day I wake up wishin' I was the batman
I wanna crime fight in the limelight
Its that simple
Instead of givin' chicks my digits
I'd give 'em a bat symbol
They'd shine it in the night sky
I'd fly by
Doin' bad things in the bat wing
Join the mile high
But why try
On the first mission I'd crash
At best I'm the penguin
Tossin' fish in that ass
Listen, I'm trash
I'm regular, plain
I don't even do a very good impression of bane
It's insane I'm no bruce wayne
I'm just me
I'll never be the man I really wanted to be
No life full of danger
Just full of excuses
I wanna be the batman
Batman never loses
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I want the world to know my name before I fade away
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I wanna be the hero
I wanna save the day
I want a mansion
And a man-slave
I wanna walk around naked in my bat cave
Feels bad man
Feels real bad man
Every day I wake up wishin' I was the batman
