Safety Torch Lyrics
Look at little Tim-Tim
Sleeping so soundly.
WAKE UP TIM-TIM!
QUICK, THERE'S A MONSTER!
Don't be scared Tim-Tim
Or he'll eat you.
Monsters smell fear.
Lucky for you!
I GOT A SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on the porch.
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it in the hallway.
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away.
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be fifty bucks.
(Tim-Tim)
But my house is on fire!
(Toby)
Shhhhhh. Tim-Tim.
Things are looking grim, grim.
Lucky for you, you.
I have come with a SOLUTION!
It's your lucky day.
SAFETY WATER!
Put it in the bucket.
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire.
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath.
SAFETY WATER!
The first one's on the house.
(Tim-Tim)
Hehe. I see what you did there.
First one's on the house.
(Toby)
Hehe. Yeah, but only the first one, though.
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So all of those. (Wha...?)
Plus all them safety torches. (No.)
Let's just say 500 bucks.
(Tim-Tim)
I don't have 500 bucks!)
(Toby)
Oh, that's okay.
I'll bill your parents.
Have a good night.
Go back to sleep.
(Tim-Tim)
My parents are gonna kill me.
