Slipshod (Urbandawn Remix) Lyrics
"Oi fucks, let`s eat `ere, it looks niiice"
Get me the manager"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don`t want to be here
Second of all I was seated by the window
And the draft was a serious inconvenience
There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn`t mine
We put our order in - I can`t believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain`t in season
My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
Rory C, well, tell `em...
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
This is unacceptable - you`re pushing me to my limits!
"Please don`t raise your voice in here sir
This is a respected establishment
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I`m sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
Oh really? Well that`s a great vase you got there
It`d be a real shame if something happened to it...
Slipshod, kick it
Cunt
