Steve Urkel Slam Poem Lyrics
Transformation
Urkel to Urquelle, suspenders to lapels
From nerdy Steve, got any cheese?
So puny and weak, a metamorphosis from geek to fleek
From caterpillar to butterfly
The cocoon, a metal chamber, re-arranger of DNA
From nottie, to hottie, different person, same body
Using science and playing God, he became an Adonis
A charming disarmer with style and confidence
With the pull of a lever, with the wave of a wand, he enters a nerd, but now he emerges...Stefan
Ha! He laughs in the face of God
Is it a sin, though, to change who you are?
To win the heart of Laura Winslow?
Whom he woos, as he coos..."wake me, shake me, break me, but baby don't forsake me."
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But this transmogrification, this Stefan-ification of Steve, is but a reprieve, 'fore the boss sauce wears off
Steve. Stefan. Steve. Stefan. Who am I? What have I done?
As one man retracts, and fades to black
The other appears in the place he was at
Face in a mask, he doesn't react
Just looks in the mirror, a stranger stares back, and asks
Did I do that?
