The Arab People Song Lyrics
Verse 1:
We don’t like tennis shoes, we wear sandals
And yeah, we have sex with goats and ride camels
I live in a desert in Abu Dhabi
So I squat behind a cactus when I have to potty
Roll your tongue on the R’s
Whoops, dropped a bomb, Allahu Ahkbar
I play the flute and snakes come out of jars
I caught a flight, plane didn’t get far
And you might not believe it, man
But during the winter, I ski in sand
And the TSA was like “Man, how did you get out of Iraq…”--- I ran. Damn...
Chorus:
Watch out, Watch out
Rasheed's got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Abdul-Jabar got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Amir's got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Malcolm X got a bomb!
Verse 2:
I’m a billionaire, check my Equifax
Always wearing turbins and bedsheet hats
An Arabian day in the life
See I have 10 leashes, one for each wife
And I have 10 bombs, one for each flight
That I put my wives on if they speak without permission
Then “Mommy, look! There’s a plane in the airrrrr!"
(BOOM) uh, I swear it was just there...
We’re all Muslim, Salaam
And we all live in a cave, Saddam
Where we all eat lots of hummus…. yum!
My first website was the bomb dot com, UM…
And you might not believe it, man
But during the winter, I ski in sand
And the TSA was like “Man, how did you get out of Iraq…”--- “Iran” damn...
Chorus:
Watch out, watch out
Hussein got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Ramir Asheed got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Obama got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Osama bin Laden got a bomb!
(Well, not anymore...)
Verse 3:
Don’t touch my hat, it’s sacred
I can make all my wives get naked
I have a phobia, I’m afraid of BACONNNN
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You need RPG? I can make it!
We own mini-marts and gas stations
Where people buy beer to get wasted!
Like 9/11 Victims, I take my—
Whoa whoa whoa…. dude, no— you just don’t say that. Wasted like 9-11 Victims? Fuck no. We don’t say that shit in America. You might say that shit over in Lebanon or Afghanistan or wherever the fuck you from but in America? You can get yo ass KILT out here! Take that shit out of the lyrics, right now before I shove a cactus up yo sandy ass. Right NOW! I ain’t playing…. shit!
ARAB: I’m sorry…. I didn’t know. I’m erasing it I erased it. It’s gone sir. I’m sorry
Me: Throw that damn falafel in the trash and focus…. (sigh) …. cue the Gotdamn music...
As the world waits for my plans to unfoil
During spring, I jetski on oil
And I’ve bombed all sorts of different places and the TSA is the most racist, they be like
CHORUS:
Watch out, Watch out
Rasheed's got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Abdul-Jabar got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Amir's got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Malcolm X got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Hussein got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Ramir Asheed got a bomb!
Watch out, watch out
Obama got a bomb!
Watch out, Watch out
Osama bin Laden got a bomb!
