The Crayon Song gets ruined Lyrics
[Intro]
HEY KIDS!
WELCOME BACK TO THE WONDERFUL SHOW'S IMAGINARY FUN
LEARNING EMPORIUM-PALOOZA EXTRAVAGANZA HOUR
FOR KIDS!
[Verse 1]
[Red]
HELLO KIDS. I'M THE COLOR RED AND I
BROUGHT MY FRIENDS TO TEACH YOU ABOUT THEM
THEY'RE THE COLORS OF ALL THE THINGS
YOU SEE AND RED IS ME, THE COLOR OF
AWESOME THINGS LIKE: HEARTS, AND ROSES
AND MARS, [Black (at the same time)]
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY LOVE, BLOOD, BLOOD,BLOOD
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE. BLOOD, BLOOD
[Everyone]
HOORAY!
[Verse 2]
[Orange]
HI. I'M ORANGE LIKE
MAC AND CHEESE. LET'S NAME OTHER ORANGE
THINGS NOW IF YOU PLEASE. YOU GOT
PUMPKINS AND TIGERS, AND THE DESERT SAND
[Black]
PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES
[Orange] [Black (at the same time)]
MONARCH BUTTERFLIES PRESCRIPTION BOTTLES
ARE YOUR ORANGE FRIENDS
LA LA LA LA LA LA, CHEESE! PILLS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
[Black]
WHAT I WAS BORN TO DO
[Verse 3]
[Yellow]
AS YOU CAN PROBABLY GUESS, [Black (at the same time)]
YELLOW'S PRETTY FUN! JAUNDICE!
YOU CAN FIND IT ON A BUS
OR THE RAYS FROM THE SUN!
IF YOU ASK ME JAUNDICE!
YELLOW'S NUMBER ONE LIVER FAILURE
IF YOU LIKE YELLOW AND SOUR, JAUNDICE
THEN TRY A LEMON
[Everyone]
JAUNDICE!
[Yellow
JAUNDICE! DANG IT!
[Verse 4]
[Green]
I ONCE ATE A BUG THAT WAS THE COLOR GREEN
BUT THE ER SAID IT WAS A POISONOUS THING
SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY I THREW UP GREEN AND
INSIDE THAT GREEN THERE WERE CHUNKS OF GREEN
I BET YOU WISH YOU HADN'T LISTENED TO GREEN
[Everyone]
HOORAY!
[Blue]
WHY DIDN'T YOU CHANGE THAT ONE?
[Black]
I LIKE THAT VERSE
[Verse 5]
[Blue]
THE OCEAN IS A PLACE WHERE MANY CREATURES LIVE
[Black (at the same time)]
NIGHTMARES
[Blue] [Black (at the same time)]
IT'S THE DEEP BLUE SEA AND IT'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH
AND IT'S MYSTERIOUS... ESPECIALLY IF
YOU ARE ON TITANIC. SO LET THAT
SINK IN. PUN INTENDED
[Everyone]
HOORAY!
[Verse 6]
[Purple]
DON'T BLOW THIS FOR US MAN! COME ON!
PURPLE IS THE COLOR OF MANY PRETTY
THINGS FROM A LILAC-
(Black tases Purple)
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[Blue]
*Screams* DUDE!
[Green]
*Screams* HOORAY!
[Verse 7]
[Brown]
I GUESS IT'S MY TURN
THERE ARE BROWN THINGS LIKE DIRT
I, UH... CAN'T REMEMBER THE WORDS
PLEASE DON'T HURT... ME
(Black tases Brown)
*Screams*
[Everybody]
HOORAY
[Verse 8]
[White] [Black (at the same time)]
WHITE THINGS INCLUDE- ALL BROKEN BONES
AND DOVES AND PAPER AND- AND RABIES' FOAM
THERE'S IVORY- WORTH A LOT OF MONEY IF YOU
WANT TO BUY SOME THEN EMAIL
ME
[Green]
HOORAY! HOORAY!
[Verse 9]
[Black]
BLACK IS THE
COLOR OF EMPTINESS. I FEEL IT IN MY
SOUL CAUSE I'M AN EMOTIONAL MESS
[Purple]
AHHH! AHH! *jumps on Black*
TAKE CARE OF THE BODY! SHOVE HIM UP A KID'S
NOSE OR SOMETHING. BACK TO NORMAL!
[Verse 10]
[Skin color]
I'M THE LAST CRAYON
IN THE BOX YOU SEE AND THE COLOR THAT THEY
ASSIGNED TO ME IS THIS! JUST THINK ABOUT
THAT FOR ONE MOMENT. *mic drop* GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME
[Outro]
[Green]
HELLO KIDS, I'M THE COLOR GREEN
JUST CLICK THE RED BUTTON TO SUBSCRIBE
TO ME LIKE THE VIDEO AND COMMENT BELOW
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOR? DO YOUR INSIDES GLOW
FROM RADIOACTIVE FOOD? I ATE A SHINY ROCK
HOORAY!
