Facebook Friends Song Lyrics
Politically Charged: I'm your overly political friend, constantly spamming your feed with blanket statements about candidates, being the devil's seed.
(Spoken) I have an article here that shows quantifiable evidence that YOUR candidate wants to start WWIII and once ate a child. Think about it.
TMI: I'm your awkward friend who shares too much for all of Facebook to see. I've got a really big wart on my back, whenever I lay down, it bleeds.
(Spoken) Here are some pics from 4 different angles, You're welcome.
Teenage Girl: I'm a teenage girl, and you can't remember how we ended up being friends. All my photes are incoherent, none of them make any sense.
(Spoken) LMBO, Cookies! Yum yub! Just cruisin' smells. Lamp post!!!
All: We never stop posting, can't you see, Facebook is out home, and we never leave (Teenage Girl: Frogs!! LOL) Cause we're the 3 most annoying people on your newsfeed.
TMI: (Spoken) I threw up for 9 hours today. Here are some pics from 4 different angles.
Publicly Emotional: I'm your friend who's not afraid to advertise her breakups loudly. I make everyone uncomfortable, because I wear my pain too proudly.
(Spoken) ATTENTION EVERYONE: Brett broke up with me! DO NOT date this man! Because I still love him! #benandjerrys
New Mom: I'm a new mom who posts 58 Instagrams on my child daily, I also post alot of questions that make you worry about my baby.
(Spoken) What's the right amount of time to let little kids sit in front of the TV? 11 hours or 12 hours?
Newlywed: I'm the Newlywed that's bursting for everyone to know that I'm so much happier than everyone else, gonna shove it down your throats!
(Spoken) You know my wife is the best wife in the world and I love her more than anyone else can ever love anything, because my capacity to love is so much greater than everyone else's. Man, I'm so glad that she's my wife, she's PERFECT!! 16 heart symbols! My Wife is SO pretty!!!-
Publicly Emotional: (Spoken) That's enough!!!!
Publicly Emotional: (Spoken) Time to post some Taylor Swift lyrics.
All: We're taking over, you hate it when, we post so much more than your real friends.
New Mom: (Spoken) Is it ok to let your infant crawl toward an open flame?
All: We're the 6 most annoying people on your newsfeed.
Meme-Obsessed: I'm the older woman that only posts cat and dog memes.
Liker: I like absolutely everything anyone posts.
Too Vague: I post very vague statuses that require follow up questions.
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Too Vague: (Spoken) I can't believe this awful thing happened!
Liker: (Spoken) Like!
New mom: (Spoken) Oh no what happened!?
Too vague: (spoken) The question isn't what, it's why.
New mom: (spoken) What?
Meme-Obsessed: (Spoken) I know what will cheer you up.... CATS!
Liker: (Spoken) Like!
Way Behind: I'm way behind the times and I'm still posting hall of shame videos.
Way Behind: (Spoken) Guys, have you seen this?!!!
All: We're the 10 most annoying people on your newsfeed.
Hacked: (Spoken) My brother left his Facebook open, so I'm going to post something hilarious; I pick my nose.
All: The 11 most annoying people on your newsfeed.
TMI: (Spoken) I really do pick my nose, here are some pics from 4 different angles.
Teenage Girl: (Spoken) Garbage fun!
All: All the most annoying people on yo- *terrified screams*
All: And we're also on Twitter!
