Call Me Al Lyrics
The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore
I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back
Jack
Make a new plan
Stan
You don't need to be coy
Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus
Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key
Lee
And get yourself free
You just slip out the back
Jack
. . .
She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
You just slip out the back
Jack
. . .
Paul Simon Call Me Al
