Hitched Lyrics
Since you walked out on me I get calls from pretty women every day,
Since you walked out on me I get calls from pretty women every day,
But this ring on my fingers, hell, I guess it means that I can't play.
This chick's been calling me,
Says she' d be happy as can be,
If I just would,
Seems you're a thousand miles away,
And I don't see why I can't say,
That I could,
If I refuse her gracefully,
She' s still gonna think of me,
l'm awful rude...
[chorus]
You got me...
Hitched!
Hitched!
And you're prematurely seven-year-itched,
Hitched!
Hitched!
Wammy' d, voodoo' d, mojo' d and bewitched!
When I was young and single them pretty ladies never looked at me,
No, when I was young and single them ladies never took a chance with me,
And now they're all around me, when l'm married getting' fat and thirty-three!
You walked out of our house,
You said you don't know,
If you're ever comin' back,
Said I should get on with my life,
Get my head down,
And stick to my tracks,
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But these chicks are all around me,
And it's lookin' like,
My will is gonna crack!
[chorus]
It's getting' hard to take,
'Cause she's standin' close,
And breathin' in my ear,
I pretend I haven't noticed,
Light a cigarette,
And sip here on my beer,
It's just the fact that I don't smoke,
Makes her point out,
That I'm actin' kinda queer!
