Hot Squat Homber Lyrics
He was little but we loved himHe was small but he was swellHe was tiny, how he teased meGuess he knew how to ring my bellHe was my midget love slaveHe was a horny little half-pintWith lovin' for saleHe was my midget love slaveHis name was Andrew, but I called him GayleThe first time that I saw himWas in a porno production of the Seven DwarfsHe played a dwarf named SleazyOne look at his beard and I wanted to scoreHe was my midget love slaveHe was a horny little half-pintWith lovin' for saleHe was my midget love slaveHe was a hot little munchkin who could make me wailWe were happy togetherMaking hot love with never a pauseThen one day he left meFor the Lollipop Triplets in the Wizard of OzHe was my midget love slaveHe was a Hot Squat HombreWith love on his mindHe was my midget love slaveBut size don't matter when the lovin' is fineSize don't matterSize don't matterSize don't matter when the lovin' is fineSize don't matterSize don't matterSize don't matter when the lovin' is fineWhoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you.Whoo! You're lookin' so good, yeah...Say why don't you give me a little fidget?With those clever little digits, babyOh come on, do it againDo it again!Do it again, baby!Do it again!
Corky & The Juice Pigs Hot Squat Homber
