Joke Shop Man Lyrics
The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags
Like plastic ears, exploding fags
A million laughs to give your friends a treat
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha
The Joke Shop Man has lots of gags
He wraps them up in paper bags
Like sneezing powder, snakes and rubber feet
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Joke Shop Man, help me if you can
It's all so very hard to understand
Joke Shop Man, make me Desperate Dan!